A Doggerel
Celebrating Our Summer Interns
Every year our Networking and Mobility Lab hosts a few summer interns from various universities. It was another fun-bunch this year. Here is an attempt at some rhyming of summer events, networking concepts and jokes put together as a doggerel celebrating class of 2014 summer interns.
Interns in our Program (IP) ain’t they shrew(d)?
They call it “best effort” after dropping a few
Creepy
They are much like TCP
None of them a Flake
For you always get a proper handshake
Upon receiving two mentors in a tow
Promptly close the window
Intern Bullpen is the cube some share
Labelled it WiFi as all can interfere
Collisions galore
RTS/CTS no more
Mentors sometimes receive a HTTP four-o-four
“Not found but will be back soon on cube floor”
Fellow interns can so advocate
For “Localization” is not so accurate
The NML San Francisco city tour elation
Was engineered via voting DDoS coordination
Already End-of-summer, oh-geez!
At HPL on just a 3 month DHCP lease
Not “Jittery” about exit talk, why fuss
Realtime communication, but there is QoS
Not all “SYN”
End with FIN
More like HTTP persistent connection
There might be resurrection
Meanwhile onto publication and dissertation
